January 2012
When people ask you to explain what Tumblr is
nicoosuxx:
Outside:
Inside:
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
omgphantastic:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
You guys come up with the funniest shit ever I swear omfg
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
December 2011
To the couples that get a million notes on their...
causeeeitsyouandmee:
It must be pretty awkward to see that picture everywhere if you guys break up…
When my parents have friends with cute sons.
Someday, I will get a new year's kiss.
-vivianle:
Not this year though :|
me: who wants to kiss me at midnight tonight
no one: me
me: who wants to kiss me at midnight tonight
no one: me
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
teachers: so what did you do during winter break?
me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
hauteva:
houseofjathan:
annietheawkwarddork:
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
OH LORD HAHAHAH Does anyone have the version of the second last gif where she has a shotgun in her hands? If you reblog and post that I will love you forever.